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Friday, August 28, 2009

老师与学生。。。

老师问学生: 人生自古谁无死...你接下一句!

学生答: 人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸!

老师很生气. 叫学生罚站.

隔年, 老师又问回同样的问题...

学生回答他答: 人生自古谁无 屎, 有谁大便不用纸.

若君不用卫生纸, 除非你是用? 种?/SPAN>.

老师很生气, 又叫学生罚站!

老师看见窗外下着雪, 就遗憾的说: 天上下雪不下雨, 雪到地上变成雨. 雪变雨来多
麻烦,

为何当初不下雨...

学生又回复老师: 老师吃饭不吃屎, 饭到肚里变成屎. 饭变屎来多麻烦,
为何当初不吃屎...

老师当场晕倒!!!

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